...that constantly says or does annoying shit that just makes you want to stab them? There was one today that would reluctantly answer the occasional phone or radio call in between texting his friends. He usually takes the manager’s workstation so that he’s hidden behind a wall where the security cameras can’t see him. The routes were going to shit and he wasn’t bothering to do anything about it, and I couldn’t fix everything on my own (not that I should have to...) We’re dispatchers - that’s why we’re there, dumbass... He also uses his lunch break to get food, but not eat it, choosing instead to eat whilst ‘working’. We’re not supposed to eat there because of insects and grease and such on the radios, computers and phones. I’m not exactly a neat freak, but I hate having to scrub down the workstation before I can do anything.

Another one is a young buck who is quite good at his job, but annoying as fuck. He eats several meals a day, obviously not on approved breaks. His food usually stinks, with lots of broccoli and fish. He often leaves leftovers in the fridge until they are weapons-grade, and the mere act of opening the door is enough to send a toxic cloud throughout the room that hovers for 30 minutes.

The worst part is that is a provocateur, saying things that just make you want to punch him. Today, as he sat down he mentioned that he didn’t have a pen. I jokingly pointed out that he’s said that every day this week. His response? ‘Normally you’re not very observant, but you are correct about that.’ Fuck you, douchenozzle, just fuck you...