I’m installing some know-to-be-defective equipment, so that the work order it’s on can be completed, which will trigger a work order for me to drive out into the middle of nowhere, Make a note that they never worked in the first place, which will trigger a work order for me to again drive out and replace the devices I didn’t install in the first place because they never worked. But I have to install these 24 volt lumps of failure in order to not have to install them at all. Make sense? It better not. If it does I can get you a great deal on chocolate covered cotton. I can’t name the Multinational soulless conglomerate that keeps hiring me, but it’s a MAJOR one.

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