My car starts going stupid I catch myself genuinely considering buying a 3-box, 4-cylinder beigemobile.

Maybe it’s the desire to have something that I can plop my happy ass in and put gas and oil in and not worry about the dash lighting up like a Christmas tree when I drive or having to observe the temperature gauge constantly because the car is known to be an overheating nightmare.

I don’t like when I start thinking practically like this. It makes me feel grown up. I guess that’s a good thing since I’m graduating in 3 months?