My office consists of myself and my boss. We have too much work for the two of us so he hired a guy to come in on a project by project basis as a ‘consultant’. The guy stinks. Like I can smell him. I dont think he has showered in a couple days.

This past weekend we took the kids to the beach to ride the carousel. We are about 25 minutes into a 30 minute trip the the baby, who was asleep suddenly starts crying but stops shortly after. Then the smell comes. Yep he pooped. Well he is asleep we’ll deal with it when we park. No he wasn’t asleep, he had just found something new to play with. Shit was everywhere, head to toe.