Prepare yourselves:

  • Both front struts are blown
  • Front crank seal oozes a bit
  • Exhaust support is rattling.
  • Still throwing code for a cam sensor after I’ve replaced it
  • Still throwing code for a wheel speed sensor after I’ve replaced it
  • Traction control off button doesn’t work
  • Sunroof is out of alignment and makes hella wind noise
  • Sunroof only slides, won’t tilt. Likely related to previous entry
  • Driver’s window squeals when it’s hot out
  • Remote doesn’t work. The problem is not with the remote.
  • Front badge is missing
  • Headlights have condensation even though seals are in perfect condition
  • Headlights are hazy
  • Rear cupholders are broken
  • Front paint is all chipped
  • Bumper is slightly split because it’s about an inch lower than the average parking curb
  • Plastic undertray is missing
  • CD changer is jammed.
  • Shifter is kind of sloppy