Oh, so you want to bitch about how a base-model Civic doesn't exactly scream entitled asshole, despite it being at the spa at 11 a.m. on a Tuesday?
Fine, let's jack up the MSRP for Episode 2:
Here's your conspicuous consumption, dicks.
(You'd be surprised how many people think this is a parking spot.)
And here's Episode 1 if you missed it.