I wish I could say I was joking, but this is hilariously true. Their inability to simultaneously satisfy their product (users) from the constant exploitation of data gathering and the investors who want to mdk anything and everything to maximize their profits before this whole shebang goes belly up is wonderful to watch.

This has led to Zuckerberg to abandon his signature product, misdirect investors and try to sell the public on new old stock software.

“In a few years, I expect future versions of Messenger and WhatsApp to become the main ways people communicate on the Facebook network,” Zuckerberg said.”

Ever wonder what happened to all those AOL installation disks? Apparently Zuckerberg has been hoarding them.

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