I follow a Facebook group made up primarily of folks who own bro-dozers*, jeeps, and other off-road capable vehicles. They’re currently holding a profile photo contest and everyone is posting photos of their trucks covered in sand or mud. I’m tempted to post a photo of Jelly Bean with the caption, “She’s small, but fierce.”

*They’re actually a really awesome group of people. If anyone in the region (about 1,000 square miles) gets stranded in the muck on a muddy country road, or out on the beach, etc. and puts out a bat signal to these guys on Facebook, someone will respond and tow them out. For free.

**Not actually going to do it.