Just got invited to join a department Fantasy Football league. Given that I have no cares to give about football or having fantasies about it here is the response I sent back:

“Thanks for thinking of me! I can’t say I have much interest in the sport, but you are all recruited to my fantasy fantasy football league. It’s where I build a team of fantasy football players and score their moral wins and losses on a week by week basis; get ribbed for your pick by someone? I loose a point. Do the ribbing, I get a point. At the end of the season I both win and loose so I celebrate/console myself by having a delicious lunch of my choosing.

I’ll be checking in with each of you as the season progresses, best of luck!”

So...who wants to be on my league?