Here's an old clip I found today that speaks to Dusty Ventures' soul. See, this is a man who doesn't know the meaning of the word "chicken." As in, I see no birds on track.

Just to clarify, this is a chicken:

Also, this is a chicken:

This is not a chicken:

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Any questions? (Ignore the so-called "webbed feet." The webbed feet are a lie!)