Fernando Alonso Doesn't Know What A Chicken Is

Here's an old clip I found today that speaks to Dusty Ventures' soul. See, this is a man who doesn't know the meaning of the word "chicken." As in, I see no birds on track.

Just to clarify, this is a chicken:


Also, this is a chicken:

This is not a chicken:


Any questions? (Ignore the so-called "webbed feet." The webbed feet are a lie!)

Share This Story

Get our newsletter