If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Ffffffffffffffff... FUUUUUUCK

At excessive speeds, I look to my right and see a big ole house spider running around the passengers footwell. Then he ran up the firewall.

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After a few minutes of paranoia, he reappeared. I waited until he got close to me as I could stomach. Armed with my trusty water bottle: *SQUISH* Complete with audile brunch.

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