First, a mini for your time

Hi oppo! I’m Laurence, a long-time lurker of Jalopnik and oppo (I’ve been here long enough to remember orlove rolling his bug, and I get most of the inside jokes). I only made an account recently as I figured it’d be best to grow up and actually have something to comment about first.

I’m in the uk, and although I haven’t got a car of my own yet, I’ll be sure to let you know when I do. Although I’m sure plenty of people here know more than me about them, I like to consider myself a bit of a mini expert.

I don't really know what else to say, but if anyone wants to ask me something, go ahead, if it isn't too personal, I'll respond