If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

First they came for the Carburetors...

And I said nothing, because I have fuel injection.

Then they came for the displacement,
and I said nothing, because I only have 2 liters.

Then they came for the cylinders,
and I said nothing, because I only have 4.

Then they came for the my revs,
And there was no VTEC left to scream out for me.

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