Orlove called the Citroen C1 "the ugliest little turd". While no oil painting, it ain't the ugliest. It's technically identical twin, the Toyota Aygo, is:

It's funny, I still rather like the original C1, Aygo and 107 triplets (well, not so much the 107's gaping mouth), but this generation is a styling car crash. Good news for Renault's Twingo and the VW group's Up!/Citigo/Mii, though.