..may get you an old Audi.
This 1983 Audi 100 CD was reported stolen in 1995, and was found using sonar this summer. It was lifted using a balloon attached to the tow hitch.
It was described to be in surprisingly good condition, with little rust and rolling wheels. The front end was submerged in mud all the time and looked like it just had been polished.
Sadly, these Audis aren’t that rare or desirable, so it’s going to the local junkyard..