I refer to this as the car my oldest sister killed.

Not in a wreck. By being born.

After this, it all went downhill. He sold the Camaro after she was born, got a 1972 Dodge Coronet Wagon, then a Peugeot, then a Chevy Caprice Wagon. The one highlight was a pristine 1987 Toyota Corolla AE86 in red, with a manual trans, that a different sister rolled into a drainage ditch and totalled, after 2 months of ownership. After that a 1994 Chevy Caprice Classic, a GMC 1500 pickup, a 1978 Beetle, and a series of Crown Vics/Grand Marquis.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL!