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12:53 a.m. Music from the Taco Bell parking lot was so loud it was shaking nearby houses.

5:25 a.m. A small black bear was dining on a Kalispell bird feeder.

8:49 a.m. A vigilant woman wanted to speak with an officer because she had some information about an upcoming protest.

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8:57 a.m. A woman hit a dog after the resourceful canine pushed in her porch door and growled at her.

9:39 a.m. A man with a tiger on his hoodie was looking for a “female in a yellow house.”

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2:42 p.m. A realtor explained that the missing window screens on a Kalispell house were part of a window replacement project.

3:31 p.m. Officers attempted to untangle a long-running feud between two neighbors. The dispute centered on a female dog in heat, inadequate leashing and a pack of six to seven dogs that “ties in together.” No citations were issued and it was unclear if the feud was resolved.

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6:52 p.m. An ex’s current girlfriend was making threats on Facebook.

9:01 p.m. Recent harassment spurred a call to 911 after a cooler was left in front of a building. Upon closer inspection, the cooler was determined to contain only “a few empty Bud Lights.”

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10:10 p.m. An accidental 911 call was blamed on a child.

10:13 p.m. Two men parked their car, looked around and stuffed rocks in their pockets. When asked what they were doing, they answered “oh s—t” and peeled out of the parking lot.

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11:40 p.m. A woman at the hospital was worried that she left her garage door open. An investigation revealed it was closed.

12:16 a.m. People were screaming and breaking bottles outside a Kalispell bar.

12:34 a.m. A man was spinning some late-night brodies.

2:16 a.m. A passed-out woman in a car was just sleeping.

9:30 p.m. A man purporting to be from a local cable company tried to sell a woman a boat.

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11:36 a.m. A Lincoln County dog has been barking since 8 a.m.

12:53 p.m. A man had questions about parking.

1:43 p.m. Someone was concerned about a man who turned into their driveway and made eye contact.

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4:21 p.m. Three suspicious young men were seen carrying heavy cloth bags over their shoulders. They were later spotted at a laundromat.

5:02 p.m. A cat under a porch attacked a would-be rescuer.

6:46 p.m. Someone wanted the saxophone case that was left by their side door picked up. Kalispell police secured the saxophone a short time later.

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7:18 p.m. A man was walking around threatening to blow things up.

8:05 p.m. The golfer on the sixth green at a local course turned out to be a black bear.

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8:13 p.m. A spurned ex stole a dog.

8:20 p.m. Someone heard a huge “kaboom” in the sky.

8:35 p.m. The black bear finished golfing and was now pacing back and forth.

8:56 p.m. Four stray dogs were mixing it up.

9:10 p.m. The bear was spotted on its way to the park.

10:44 p.m. A woman responding to “what she has seen on the TV” wanted officers to know she is praying for them.

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Sunday 6/21

5:46 a.m. Exhausted Fish, Wildlife and Parks officials reported they had been dealing with the black bear “all night.”

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