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Flathead County Police Blotter

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1:01 a.m. A bicyclist threw trash on the side of the road.

7:22 a.m. A man was surprised to find a vehicle, but no driver, in his front yard.


7:52 a.m. A mustachioed man flipped someone off.

8:31 a.m. An old lady was harassing customers at a Kalispell store.

10:39 a.m. A dead husband’s biological father was trying to lure her outside.

11:54 a.m. A man claiming to work for the chamber of commerce was taking pictures of an unwitting woman.

12:04 p.m. A puppy needed food and water.

12:50 p.m. A woman wants her cat back from some “druggies.”

12:58 p.m. A person who once shot a cat for killing a chicken was now threatening to shoot a different cat that was killing bunnies.


1:31 p.m. Three teens broke into a building.

2:39 p.m. A man was worried about the letters he keeps getting from China.

3:37 p.m. Every time a woman goes into the backyard the neighbor’s dog tries to break down the fence.


4:52 p.m. An allegedly interested buyer wanted to sleep outside a for-sale property in his van to “get the vibe” of the place.

5:03 p.m. A nurse who was trying to call the Polson Walmart in the middle of a CAT scan instead dialed 911.


5:49 p.m. A bank card got stuck in an ATM.

7:05 p.m. No one could catch the stray dog running around the neighborhood.

7:27 p.m. For more than a month, a man has been driving by a Department of Transportation flagger, rolling down his window and staring at her.


11:16 p.m. A man in a bar parking lot was playing music so loud that it shook a nearby house.

12:07 a.m. “It is getting ‘creepy’” in Columbia Falls.

1:11 a.m. A woman wielding a hammer was making threats.

1:54 a.m. A man sharpening his DJ skills said he would stop for the night.

7:49 a.m. A man wearing a bathrobe and carrying a suitcase was deemed suspicious.


8:57 a.m. A man claiming to be with something called the Census Bureau scared a woman.

9:43 a.m. Some teens were talking to strangers on the internet.

9:51 a.m. A disgruntled neighbor threw a rock at a truck.

10:19 a.m. A woman put mud on her face and claimed it was her “COVID mask.”

11:18 a.m. A man had a bag full of ammo he was trying to get rid of.

1:34 p.m. Some people were eavesdropping on a woman’s conversations.

1:48 p.m. A man operating a chainsaw accidentally called 911.

3:04 p.m. After he was told his children would have to wear masks at school, a man cursed at a school official and ran over the school’s traffic cones.


7:19 p.m. “There are a lot of weirdoes around; just wanted to let you know.”

7:58 p.m. A woman who got a dog off Facebook was dismayed to learn it did not like men, particularly her husband.


12:29 a.m. A person living in “a crappy trailer park full of criminals” was concerned after her dog barked its “big dog bark.”

1:33 a.m. Someone drove up to a house, rang the doorbell and left a tube of mascara. The incident was captured on a doorbell camera.


7:41 a.m. A caller witnessed a speeding motorcycle hit a deer, possibly on purpose.

8:50 a.m. Dad was upset that his child was being forced to wear a mask at school, claiming the school was infringing on his son’s rights. He called to ask if law enforcement was “going to back him.”


9:12 a.m. A man’s pro-Trump signs were vandalized.

9:56 a.m. A rambling caller was talking about beating someone up, then about a dog, then about a woman with red hair.


10:09 a.m. A fat cat went missing.

11:54 a.m. A Kalispell cat got its foot stuck in a trap.

1:14 p.m. A stick was swung at a stray dog.

3:57 p.m. A mall shopper stole some face masks.

4:15 p.m. A hound dog’s owner agreed that the pooch barks a lot.

4:52 p.m. Store employees discovered someone’s luggage inside a box that was supposed to contain stools.


6:18 p.m. Two dogs killed a cat.

6:23 p.m. Someone wanted to know if it was against the law for a neighbor to point surveillance cameras at their house.


6:49 p.m. A man wanted advice for dealing with the cat stuck on his roof.

6:52 p.m. A woman watched a man laugh hysterically as her dog ate. She reported this as evidence that her dog was being poisoned.


8:13 p.m. Two dogs tied together showed up at a stranger’s house.

8:34 p.m. A mailbox was smashed and it “looked intentional.”

11:04 p.m. A woman needed help catching the bat flying around her house.

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