6:13 a.m. A drunk guy was sleeping on the side of the road.
6:58 a.m. A Kalispell woman was refusing to leave her friend’s camper.
8:04 a.m. A shirtless man was walking around a field.
8:16 a.m. A man was driving around town throwing firecrackers out the window.
10:41 a.m. A phone was stolen.
10:52 a.m. A self-described “constitutionalist” was having trouble with law enforcement.
12:05 p.m. Someone tried to break into a local business that sells huckleberries.
1:01 p.m. A baby was locked in a car.
1:24 p.m. A plume of smoke was reported in the mountains. It was the first of many.
1:53 p.m. A dog named Winston was wandering around Kila.
1:55 p.m. A Whitefish man hasn’t paid his rent in months and his landlord wants him out.
3:33 a.m. Firefighters doused a campfire.
4:10 p.m. A “sovereign citizen known to carry guns” was having trouble with his roommate in Bigfork.
6:03 p.m. Storage units were broken into in Bigfork.
6:08 p.m. A local man said his parents were missing in Canada.
7:39 p.m. Three people were fighting in Bigfork, one of whom was a “sneaky liar” with a “sinister spirit.” The fight was apparently so intense that no one felt safe going to sleep. Also, everyone was armed.
8:08 p.m. A “galavanting goat” was reported in Coram.
6:41 a.m. The employee of an Evergreen business triggered an alarm.
9:02 a.m. A Kalispell man pocket-dialed 911.
9:24 a.m. Two ladders, a bottle of propane and an extension cord went missing in Kalispell.
9:31 a.m. A shoplifter was caught on camera.
11:01 a.m. A busted toolbox and an empty Crown Royal bag were found in Evergreen.
11:06 a.m. A bunch of nails were found on a road.
12:04 p.m. County property was damaged.
1:12 p.m. A Hungry Horse man reported having worms crawling under his skin. He insisted he was not under the influence of anything.
2:28 p.m. A neighborhood dispute in Kalispell was quickly escalating.
4:25 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that he broke his ribs.
4:35 p.m. A biker zipped past a man in his car and “slapped” his window for no apparent reason.
4:47 p.m. A road rage incident was reported in Kalispell. Apparently, a driver got out of his car and walked over to another car and knocked on the window “with anger in his eyes.”
5:18 p.m. A family leaving the water park pocket-dialed 911. The only thing they had to report was that they had a grand old time cooling down on an otherwise hot day.
5:51 p.m. Two garbage bags were reportedly dumped in the middle of the road in Martin City.
9:49 p.m. A man was shooting off fireworks in Bigfork.
6:46 a.m. Two cows — a small one and a big one — were reportedly on the loose in Whitefish. Farmer Joe, the owner of the cows, wanted help getting them back.
8:52 a.m. A Whitefish woman called 911 looking for a “certificate of good behavior.”
10:59 a.m. Trespassers “with an attitude” were allegedly trespassing in Lakeside.
11:17 a.m. A Bigfork woman called to complain about the local shooting range.
11:30 a.m. Fuel was stolen in Kalispell.
11:37 a.m. A duffle bag was found in the woods.
12:27 p.m. A Columbia Falls man let his friend borrow his generator and now he wants it back.
12:57 p.m. There was a deer with a broken leg in Kalispell in need of assistance.
1:41 p.m. A Kalispell man called the sheriff’s office to let them know that he’s an organ donor.
2:19 p.m. A woman buying coffee at a local coffee hut pocket-dialed 911.
2:38 p.m. Clothing was found in the woods.
2:55 p.m. A baby bumped his head.
4 p.m. A Kalispell woman was having trouble with her boyfriend’s ex-wife.
4:59 p.m. A local man promised to deliver “Montana justice” on his enemies.
5:37 p.m. Beer cans were strewn about an area road.
6:18 p.m. A car was stuck in the road.
7:28 p.m. Two men named Bob were fighting each other in Kalispell.
7:43 p.m. A dog has been running around Evergreen for two days.