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Flathead county police blotter, it's been a quiet week in lake wobegon...

4:55 a.m. A woman was standing in the middle of the highway screaming.

7:42 a.m. A man with a broken rib was screaming and disturbing the peace.

8:32 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because one of his employees was getting high at work. The employee reportedly had his drug dealer come to his work place to bring him more drugs.

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—later that night—-

10:25 a.m. A man was yelling at a bar.

2:01 a.m. Two men were lighting off fireworks inside their garage.

2:02 a.m. A Kalispell resident was concerned that someone was standing in their driveway.

4:12 a.m. A Kalispell woman reported that her ex-boyfriend was screaming at her house.

5:11 a.m. A Kalispell resident called to complain about the all-night rager taking place next door.

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7:03 a.m. Someone was rummaging through garbage cans.

9:07 a.m. Someone reported that there was a man with a suitcase talking to himself in a mirror.

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9:31 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that he lost his wallet two days ago.

—finally comes to an end—

10:16 a.m. Police were sent out to take care of a deer that had been hit by a car. When they walked up to the animal, the deer had apparently recovered, jumped up and ran off.

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11:22 a.m. A Kalispell woman called with concerns about a box of puppies that had been left out in the sun.

11:48 a.m. An area gas station was burglarized. The alleged thieves got away with two phone chargers and a soda.

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1:01 p.m. Some people sleeping under some trees at an area church were asked to leave.

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