I Automatch-Lord of the Longroofs (I should totally change my name to that) from Oppositelockington, hereby bestow knighthood upon Patrick George, defender of the Kingdomlopnik, on this 11th day of December in the year of our lord 2013. For his bravery and selflessness by entering the foul and retched land of the Gawker unarmed and slaying the Troll of Trotter. From this day forth your actions will be remembered.