It is time to acquire a 1990 ZR-1. Unfortunately, it is physically impossible to fit another car at my residence without also letting go of my first Corvette: the black 1996 LT4. She has been a blast to own and drive, and still runs excellently. She's been relatively trouble-free, too, with only usual wear and tear stuff to replace.
For anybody interested or anybody who knows somebody who is interested, here is the Craigslist ad.
P.S. Feedback and helpful tips on the ad are appreciated. I've never sold a car before, let alone a car on Craigslist.