I do not want to be Oppo President(whatever the hell that is. However I want to be the Oppo Vice President. This shall be my party’s sign:

Shamelessly borrowed from Blipshift and edited on memegenerator

I can be the voice of the people, the REAL people. Those that drive the hoopties, the beaters, the “Imgoingtosellthisdamnedthing” mobiles. Also I’m in the Midwest, Indiana to be specific, so um...bonus points?

Again, stolen from Blipshift. But it still stands.

That there is my life motto so natural I am a trustable person. So here’s the question: Who’s running mate shall I be? No Cruz types shall apply.