Welcome to your weekend retreat from the horrible reality that is you life. This.... is Formula Oppo.

Previously on Formula Oppo, this happened. 2 of you fuckers got perfect scores. Great job! With only two rounds left, our scoring is in the same situation as the Mercedes boys. So, this could go down to the wire...

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto Esteban Ocon

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

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Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Curse: No curse.

The rest of you know the drill. Good night and Good luck.