Welcome to the 16th round of Formula Oppo, Oppositelockā€™s premier and bestest weekly fantasy racing game. In fact, every other fantasy sport is stupid, dumb, garbage where only losers go to play. Suck my dick Draft Kings and Fan Duel, suck it long and suck it hard, ā€˜cause, youā€™re fired.

Previously on Formula Oppo, this pansy ass bitch handed off a trophy to the champion of the race and probably this season. But unlike Trump has a small and in check ego. Rosberg retired. Vettel nabbed second and Checo got third. Kimi collided with Bottas, taking the last podium spot away from both and handing the championship to Mercedes.

This week, we return to the greatest country on earth, ā€˜Murica. Hamilton will probably coast his way to his third championship. Rosberg will continue to be the bridesmaid. Vettel will have a good drive, but thatā€™s about it. Or none of this will happen and the sole American in the race Alexander Rossi will take his home race and win in a Cinderella story. Who knows? Itā€™s Formula Oppo, Bitches.

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi- Manor

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My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Curse: No curse of the 2016 presidential election

Good luck.