Welcome to the second round of Formula Oppo, the only thing that doesn’t have an after show hosted by Chris Hardwick. This week we head to exotic China Sweden, where the the beer flows like wine. Mmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeer........

Previously on Formula Oppo. Lewis Hamilton grabbed the pole and rode it hard until the rubber gave way forcing a pit stop. Vettel, who had pushed his way into second in the first few turns, stayed out for a few more laps and Hamilton came out behind Verstappen, giving the good German first. As predicted, could not Lewis could not pass Verstappen. Eventually Der Dutchman found his way into pit lane giving second back to Lewis, while Sebastian stayed in first. Bottas stayed in front of Kimi for the full race and finished third. Really, this was a boring fucking race that I fell asleep during, so I might have missed a few things...

This week marks the first track race of the season, so with more runoff room we might actually witness a pass or two on track. Can Ferrari make it two for two? Will Toto slam his first in joy or frustration? Is the Vettel-Hamilton title fight the real deal or is this just wishful thinking amongst the racing media? (#fakenews) Maybe Fernando will actually finish a race. Red Bull isn’t promising any real results until Canada or maybe they’re still playing the blame on Renault. (#sad) If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Vijay Mallya you are asked to notify the authorities.

Your Drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Valtteri Bottas- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Verstappen- Red Bull

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrari

Sergio Perez- Force India

Esteban Ocon- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Lance Stroll- Williams

Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Stoffel Vandoorne- McLaren

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Carlos Sainz Jr- Toro Rosso

Romain Grosjean- Haas

Kevin Magnussen- Haas

Nico Hulkenberg- Renault

Jolyon Palmer- Renault

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Pascal Wehrlein Antonio Giovinazzi- Sauber

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My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Valtteri Bottas

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: None

For the rest of you, you have until Q1 to make your picks or they will not count! Good luck!