Formula Oppo is Oppositelock’s waveringly popular fantasy formula one guessing game. This week we travel to an actual fantasy land of ah... who gives a flying fuck? Lets face it folks, there’s only one race that people actually care about this weekend and it’s not this.

Previously on Formula Oppo, this happened. I was only able to watch the race in abbreviated form today due to NBC’s lousy fucking coverage so what you see in the picture is what happened. Thanks, NBC.

This week the world will be watching Le Mans. But after you’re done with that, you can enjoy F1's newest street circuit. Where you might ask is this race? Why it’s in Azerbaijan:


A country that you know so little about that you didn’t even notice that ^this^ isn’t even Azerbaijan. This is Azerbaijan:


And yes, despite the fact that it is clearly in the Mideast, Azerbaijan is hosting the EUROPEAN GRAND PRIX! Holy shit-balls, FIA, you fucks let this happen because Bernie controls you with his tiny little troll hands. Oh well, it’s supposed to be a fast cluster-fuck of a race regardless.

Your drivers this race:


Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg


Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen


Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa


Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz


Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer


Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr


Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto


Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez


My picks for this round?

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: One of the Toyota’s will get AF Corse’d out of the race.

Good luck?