Oh, this poor guy. At least he’s honest!

I was checking up on this guy to see if he sold any of the SIX Audi Allroads he’s trying to sell right now, as well as an S4 with a dead engine, complete with spare engine, just swap it in and go! which I found highly amusing.

But there are others trying to dig out from underneath the mountain of misery that is owning an older Allroad unless you just don’t care about money.

Some highlights for me include the passenger’s window “living there in the door panel like a turtle hiding in its shell after a kid shakes the life out of it,” “rear passenger [tire] deflates faster than over used blow up doll,” and “it’s a bipolar POS.”

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Partial link in case of kinja:

nh.craigslist.org/cto/d/04-audi-allroad-quattro-aka/6490782463.html