If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Found On Craigslist: Ultimate Dildoshifter

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cto/394475…

Feast your eyes, gents. (and ladies, although ladies beware for obvious reasons)

I can't believe he didn't notice something was up when his shift knob lit up and vibrated

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