Trolling Craigslist for interesting stuff. Saw an ad for what appeared to be an average-looking C4 with some sharp new wheels on it. I was not prepared for what follows.

SCOOB!? What are you doing here and who is your friend?

Wait, is that a Browning faux-ammo shift knob and aftermarket faux-wood grain dash?


Oh dear, it’s everywhere! WHY!?

Wait, what is he wearing?

Bonus: The wrong kind of Walmart floor mats.