The worst part about shopping for nice late-model European cars are the complete squares who sell them. The sellers are usually married with stable, successful, family and professional lives, and have never been arrested. These people are lame squares who wouldn’t try heroin because “bad for you” or some other kind of goody-two-shoes crap.

Not the previous owner of this 2007 BMW 650i convertible. This was seized in a “DUI OR NARCOTICS RELATED SEIZURE,” so we know the owner knew how to have fun and not just what his lame teachers told him to do. The only significant damage is a broken rear window, which real independent adults who settle their differences with violence won’t need anyway.

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Current bid is $4675 with 10 days remaining at the time of this posting.