Found a guy selling an XBox (“One”...as in...Original?) with no cords, no games, and no controllers for the low, low price of $125! Someone buy this thing so I don’t! He may throw in that dingy-ass carpet for free!

In other news, I saw a GTR that looked just like this at the hospital this morning. Guy had his windows down and music blasting at 6 o’clock in the morning.