What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Freddy Completed A Thing. Good Job, Freddy.

Not too long ago, someone mentioned to me that our own compatriot OG, Tavarish, would constantly start projects and never complete them. Now I agree that Freddy does this often. I don’t mind that he does it, but he does it. WELL TODAY’S THE MOTHERHUMPING DAY THAT HE FINISHED A THING. A very British, time-consuming thing.

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BEHOLD, THE $11,000, FORMER TYLER HOOVER 2004 BENTLEY CONTINENTAL GT IS FINISHED!!

Now, if I did this, even though I wouldn’t/couldn’t, because everything car-related that I touch breaks, I’d keep it and drive the every-living HEEEEEELL out of it. But alas, I’m not Freddy. No no, Freddy is putting this bad boy on the market for a respectable $38,000! For that price, you get a new-ish engine, new drive shaft, new fluids, new LED dash screen, new front brakes, and ALL NEW FLUIDS!! I expect Ed Bolian to come in and buy it for $9,000 after shrewdly negotiating the price down.

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So congratulations, Of Irish!  I hope your car lift is happier now since it isn’t constantly holding this vehicle 8 feet above the ground.

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