Wife buys a $50 bottle of tequila.
Wife hears a noise at midnights and goes down to see what the puppy is up to.
Wife finds the said bottle of tequila on the floor, removed from our booze shelf, top chewed off, contents all over the living room. Plus, some other assorted damage .
This is after we just spent $700 on her spaying.
Free dog anyone? Small one on the far right