And I’m just staring at the OppositeClock going into boredom-induced OppositeShock. My coworkers’ OppositeSquawk is drowning out the relaxing OppositeBach, and there are still two hours before I can OppositeWalk right out the door. What’s worse, my cubemate is a total OppositeJock. I can’t OppositeTalk to him about anything unless I want to subject myself to incessant OppositeMock. This day has been OppositeChock-full of inane, menial tasks, and until about twenty minutes ago, my boss was watching me like an OppositeHawk.


Clearly, I need something to do...

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