So, as you may know, I recently started a junk removal job. I get to keep whatever I find. Today, we went to a really nice mansion that was for sale. They were throwing out all the stuff the seller left behind. We get there and it’s all in bags. We take them to the truck, planning to dig through later. My partner finds a 14k gold ring right at the top of one while carrying it out.

Then, they showed us the mattresses. Which were heavy. And went on top of all of the good stuff. Which meant that we had to dump god-only-knows-how-much jewelry and other excellent stuff without ever going through it.

This is gonna plague the back of my mind for days.