Dear oppos, this morning I read a comment on the FP that made me want to slap the shit out of the person who wrote it.


People want to drive trucks? Fine, but this attitude...

More importantly, I can drive the F-150 because I WANT TO. I can afford to, this is ‘Murica, and you can simply COPE with it. I personally think cars that can fit in the bed of my pickup are bullshit, but I won’t diss anyone for driving one.

You know what I think is bullshit? Selfish pricks like this person.


(Fun fact: when driving with my wife, “person” is my substitute for all manner of expletives I would normally direct at other drivers.)

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