Another fun fact: I just bought a Geo Metro.

3 cylinders of unrelenting mediocrity.

Yet another fun fact: The last engine available in the US with TBI

You think your liter bike is cool? Bitch I’ve got a liter car.

Here’s the good news


An alternator and a water pump. That’s it. Not that it could handle much else at a whopping 55 hp.

Why? Because fuck you. I don’t need to justify my life decisions to you.