Driving along behind a tan Chrysler Sebring (200? ...the older one). We pull away from a stoplight in the left lane and he gets up to about 20-30 mph. Out of nowhere his hood flings up with a “whump” against his windshield. The confused driver hesitates on his brake pedal, turns his flashers on, and stops.
I was dying laughing with my window fully open when I drove around to his right as he stumbled out of his car to put the hood back down.
Short story, but it made my day.