Future Heap Owner came to Montana and tried to steal my Datsun

FHO: “This is the oldest car I’ve ever driven.”

FHO: “Whats that lever behind the shiftier?”

Highlander: “that’s a choke”

FHO: “So you own a Sword/Knife store in Portland OR?”

FHO: “I’ve never driven a car with carburetors before.

FHO: 2nd gear pull to 55 mph “OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG”

Area man drives old car and rejoices
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Is this worse than a versa? IDK, but just look what 49 years has done to Nissan.
Before the storm

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