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[UPDATE 7:09 PST]

Highway 2 closed at 20th st...

Cars in ditches everywhere...

Blue lights abound....

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.BUT NO LAND CRUISER REQUIRED BECAUSE I MADE IT HOME!!!

Illustration for article titled Fuuuuuuuuuuuck [UPDATE]
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I can’t believe I’m saying this... But thank God for this stupid “manual mode.

Illustration for article titled Fuuuuuuuuuuuck [UPDATE]

There was a long stretch from 87th Ave to highway 9, uphill. Speedo says zero miles per hour. Traction light flashing. Cars in ditch next to me, two other cars getting chains. But we CRAWLED up that motherfucker and made the long way to highway 2 and got back to Everett, at incredibly low speeds.

Fuck the CR-V that was tailgating me.

Fuck the Frontier that passed me on the shoulder, half a mile after someone else drove into the ditch.

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And a thank you to the to Tundra that backed off when I threw on my flashers because I was going billions of miles per hour below the speed limit.

And long live the Paseo wagon!

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