I live in eastern West Virginia very close to Virginia. Everyone that lives near here has a zip code that starts with a 2.
My local gas station has a pump with a #2 that doesn’t work. It was busy today and I pushed that 2 button 30-40 times. Instead of moving to another pump that might have had a working #2, I just went to the next store.
I told this story to my wife when I got home and she knew exactly which pump I had tried to use.
Fix your 2 you fuck.