If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

GAWDDAMNIT

Well thanks to Velocity Silky Smooth Six & Tiny Toy Viper I'm pissed.

I just went on my first date saturday after getting the Crossfire. And I was telling myself I was going to play this song and jokingly say "In my two seater, your the one that I would take."

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But I completely forgot!!!1!1!! Aagggghhh

Yes this post was pointless, and you wasted your time.

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