...the ultimate ground speed check hits half a million page views. Coincidence? Or Enigma of the Mystical! Classified stats about the SR-71 Blackbird, ranked:

3. True service ceiling

2. True top speed

1. True level of divine power, as it appears to be capable of overriding the will of the gods of all three major monotheistic religions, influencing the beliefs of billions of people, and even swaying the opinion of five crusty ol’ lifers in a stuffy (Supreme) courtroom

Congrats to everyone who worked so hard for this big step forward in civil rights, and also to Gamecat for one of the most effective uses of ctrl-c ctrl-v in human history. Or did that quote get copied from the book by hand? In which case, even more props.