The FP made something like this a while back, and I decided to put a slight twist to it.
1. Gear 4 (I Can-nut muve, I iz pinned to duh seat)
2. Gear 3 (Gonna git goin' fast soon, yo)
3. Gear 2 (c'mon bruh, git goin'!)
4. Gear 5 (Booooorrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg)
5. Reverse (what is this, a car for hitting another car in the face?)
6. Gear 1 (duh)