The FP made something like this a while back, and I decided to put a slight twist to it.

1. Gear 4 (I Can-nut muve, I iz pinned to duh seat)

2. Gear 3 (Gonna git goin' fast soon, yo)

3. Gear 2 (c'mon bruh, git goin'!)

4. Gear 5 (Booooorrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg)

5. Reverse (what is this, a car for hitting another car in the face?)

6. Gear 1 (duh)