Beautiful, isn’t she?

She is powered by a 250hp/236lb-ft. turbo-four paired to a twin-clutch gearbox, and weighs 1080kg. She’s 44/56, meaning she got booty (but cargo space is smaller than the Porsche 718 Cockster).

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Sticker price for the Alpine is €50,000 which checks out in this tier, although the first run of 1995 units, called Premiere Edition and shown here, is €53,000.

But that price is an insult. Because a woman like her is priceless.