“What I want to do is endow a Glickenhaus road cup,” he says on TopGear.com. “On the day of the Nürburgring 24 Hours, after the top 30 shootout for the race, the road cars are scrutinised, and then we time them on the Nordschleife. And then there’s no bulls***.”

Well there you. An actual WrestleMania for road cars, from hot hatchbacks and up. I would love to hear more from him about this and even suggest a few ideas and ways to run it, and even expand it to include other tracks all over the world for benchmarking.

I am giddy. Looks like all those bookings I did might just come true.