If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Getting ready for Everett's "Mother of All Garage Sales"

Should be fun. Lots of family coming to sell their junk and I’ll be grilling burgers. But onto the show...

I’ll be selling everything at an extreme loss. This is all my old crap so nothing’s a flip.


See these polished 3/8" Starphire tempered glass shelves? Literally hundreds of dollars APIECE (luckily didn’t pay for these, there were leftovers from a job). Tomorrow: $15 bucks. Maybe.

Never-opened window perch for kitty cats? I think it cost 35... Ugh. But tomorrow? 10— no, FIVE DOLLAH

Lots of stuff will be only a buck. Everything must go!


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