I got up early so that I could take the Bimmer to work today. It went like this:

Me: Rolls up door of tent

Car: Oh, hey bro! We drivin’?

Me: Yea dawg, you ready?

Car: Oh man, I dunno it’s really cold

Me: Pitter patter

Me: *gets in, flips on fuel pump, gives the pedal a few stomps and turns key

Car: Cmon man, let’s wait until it warms up a little, it’s so cold!

Me: This is happening

Car:

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Me: *on the gas pedal

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Car:

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Me: You feel good?

Car:

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Me: Off we go then

Found myself a nice spot at the back of the lot where the other car guys will know to park on either side of me.

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