Keep up the great work, ladies of Jezebel. I’m sure if you keep talking about the genitals of a sitting president, you’ll eventually achieve the journalistic credibility of Buzzfeed or maybe even TMZ. #bigdreams #youtoo

Beyond the pale. Imagine if Hillary were a total ethical scumbag (bear with me) and became president. Would this even be imaginable?

I’m taking a break, GMG doesn’t deserve the clicks to add to their statistics — even if it’s just Oppo.